phineas_devon

01. Your middle name, or explain your chosen name:
Rita, which is my grandmother's name, and she died a mere three months before I was born.

02. Mental age:
I am going to say 19? Because? I don't know...?

03. Single or taken:
the single-est

04. Favorite book:
Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis-Klause, because I am obsessed with werewolves and it is a beautifully written novel

05. Favorite song or album:
I would never be able to choose. Seriously. Although I love the Homestuck albums in a pretty intense way lol

06. What do you believe is your calling in life? Your greatest passion?
pft. welcome to the question of my life

07. What's your worst recurring nightmare/biggest fear?
my biggest fear is my biggest secret, but I have a few recurring nightmares. One where I wake up covered in worms and gross creepy crawlies lol

another where a green train comes and takes everyone away from me

08. Faith, has you any? And if so, what, and if not, why not?
I believe in god, but not religion, and that's pretty shaky as it is

09. Do we know each other outside of LJ? Do we want to?
um, I'm gonna do Ren, because that's where I got this meme. We don't know each other outside of lj but I believe we do want to. We've tried a couple times now and it hasn't worked out. :(

10. What's your philosophy on life?
hakuna matata? I don't really have one

11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
uuuuuuuuuugh

12. Would you tell me something painful if it was in my best interest?
yes, but I would try to phrase it as gracefully as I could

13. What is your favorite memory of us?
blah

14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
HBO shows. It's weird, but political intrigue and murder and hate sex and all that shit that they play, I just find it very entertaining. But it's the kinda thing I would want to watch alone lol

15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
I have DID? I am a fairly boring person.

16. You can have three wishes what are they?
1. money, money, money
2. a calling
3. motivation

17. What is your favorite food?
caaaandy!!! <3

18. Which country is your spiritual home?
Italy!! Japan!! Ireland!!

19. What is your big weakness?
I'm very unmotivated

20. Do you think I'm a good person?
yes!

21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
art, ceramics, photography, that kind of thing

22. Describe your accent:
california-y? I guess?

23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
..... I don't presume to know Ren that well lol but I personally would like to be less annoying

24. What do you wear to sleep?
shorts and usually whatever shirt I wore that day

25. Gender identity?
total fem

26. Affectionate/sexual orientation?
I like boys <3 like, if-I-was-a-man-I-would-be-gay type boy love

I will admit that I'm going to see Thor only because the man who plays Thor is incredibly hot

27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
ROB A BANK. BREAK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE. ER ER GO SEE A MOVIE UHM OTHER SUPER AWESOME FUN THINGS

28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
firstly, what would be the point of filling this whole thing out if I wasn't gonna repost it? And also, don't several of these questions rely on having gotten it from the person who is now supposedly asking me to repost just so *they* can re-fill it out? Dumb.


My personality:
I’m loud.
I’m obnoxious.
I’m sarcastic.
I’m cocky.
For the most part I don’t like people.
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
I’ve smoked weed.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.

My appearance:
I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I’ve had braces.
I have braces.
I change my hair color often.
I straighten my hair often.
I have small feet.

Relationships:
I’m in a relationship now.
I’m single.
I’m crushin’.
I’ve missed an ex before.
I’m always scared of being hurt.
An ex has physically abused me at least once.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve been in love more than two times.
I believe in love at first sight.
I believe lust is more important than love.

Friendships:
I have a best friend.
I have at least ten friends. I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
I’ve beaten up a friend.
I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
I can trust at least five people with my life.

Experiences:
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been on a train.
Someone close to me has died.
I’ve taken a taxi.
I’ve taken a city bus.
I’ve gone bungee jumping.
I’ve made a speech.
I’ve been in some sort of club.
I’ve won an award.
I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
I’ve been in a physical fight.

Music:
I listen to R&B.
I listen to country.
I listen to pop.
I listen to techno.
I listen to rock.
I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
I hate the radio.
I download music.
I buy CD’s.

Television:
I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
I watch soap operas daily.
I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
I’ve seen and liked America’s Next Top Model.
I’ve seen and like Popular.
I’ve seen and like 24.
I’ve seen and liked CSI.
I’ve seen and like Everwood.

Family Life:
I get along with both of my parents.
My biological parents are still together.
I have at least one brother.
I have at least one sister.
I have at least one step brother/sister.
I have at least one half brother/sister.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I’ve ran away from my home.
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve made my parents cry.
I’ve lied to my parents.
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.

Hair:
I’ve been brown.
I’ve had streaks.
I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
I’ve been blonde.
I’ve had black.
I’ve been red.
I’ve been light brown.
I’ve been medium brown.
I’ve been blue/green.
I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
I use conditioner.
I’ve used silk therapy.
I’ve used hot oil treatments.
I’ve curled my hair.
I’ve straightened my hair.
I’ve ironed my hair.
I’ve braided my hair.

School:
I’ve yelled at a teacher.
I’ve been suspended.
I’ve had an in-school suspension.
I’ve been sent to the principal's office.
I’ve walked out of class.
I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
I’ve failed a test.
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve failed Art.
I’ve failed P.E.
I’ve failed math.
I’ve failed science.
I’ve failed another class.
A teacher has called my parents.
I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
I’ve taken a school bus.


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PICTURE FORTHCOMING!!

[BASICS]

Alias: !!BRAVE RUBEH!! (no, it's not very secretive, shut up)
Height: I will be generous and say 5'8"
Weight: 210
Hair: reddish right now
Eyes: blue-ish right now
Nationality: American
Type: shitty superhero, should-be sidekick
Alignment: somewhere between neutral and chaotic, good and neutral

[STATS]

Strength: $$$$
Speed: $$
Agility: $$$
Endurance: $$$$
Luck: $$$$
Intelligence: $$
Seductive Prowess: not applicable ;)

[SPECIALTIES]

-extreme clumsiness
-hyper-vigilance, bordering on paranoia
-finding the villain
-super high pain tolerance
-taking other superheroes out for ice cream after a Big Battle

[WEAKNESSES]

- pre-occupation with self
- will occasionally say fuck it, and go back to bed
-lashes out when angry (like batman)
-on the verge of being a misanthrope
-mental illness and a dependency on medication and alcohol
- tall, dark and dangerous will distract and destroy

[REPORT]

Way too clumsy and goofy to be a real superhero, but refuses to sit in the sidecar.

I just can't get it right. God damn. I don't know how many times I've asked. And it's simple. There's a freaking button, right there. And I've had the HTML explained to me! And it registers, but.... it just doesn't work. It can't be this computer, it didn't work on my other one. It's me. I'm doing it wrong. Still.

Fucking lj-cuts

well, I guess this is me, posting. lol I really don't have anything to say... like, at all.

So. I'm eating dinner. I was gonna have a poached egg, but it broke while cooking, so I'm having the other half of my sandwich from lunch. It's pretty delicious. Uh.

I'm about to play sims 3 with my new mod, so hopefully I can have more than eight people per lot. Cause the rl gang I made, which is me and four friends is pretty awkward. Sara's with Jonathan and Chuckie's with Ashley and I'm sitting there with my thumbs up my ass becoming a career military. And there's 3 babies on the lot already, so I either have to change the game or be a creepy spinster "aunt" who dies alone. Decisions, decisions.

Another bite of sandwich. Nom. Or, as they say, Cogito Ergo Nom. Mmm, pickles. Do I detect a hint of onion? Why, my dear fellow, I suppose you do! Goodness, what a talented chef to sneak in such a strong taste! Isn't he though? I picked him up on my travels. I don't know what I'd do without him! Die of hunger, I suppose! Oh, hahahaha.

/chef turns into zombie and eats them both.

That concludes this broadcast!
yum, mustard!

Imagine. It's a beautiful song, but more than that it reminds me of my grandma. 

 2. Your Crush

Well this is unfortuate. I don't have a crush. I haven't had a crush in, oh gosh, 2 years? 4 years? Who keeps track?

As for the passing infatuations...well. I just can't seem to commit to any one thing. Whether it be favorite show, favorite food, favorite person. I think I'm a touch too crazed to form any kind of lasting attachment.

How sad for me.

apathetically,
Ruby

 

just trying out my html lj-cut
( WOOOOORK )

SUPERNATURAL SEASON FINALE

!!!!

 NEW GLEE. 

THE SHIZZ.

finn + rachel during hello, goodbye = CRAZY CHEMISTRY FTW

also, anyone else think Kurt looked ridiculously good-looking during the vogue video? UNF

welp, recently at least, it's been Moulin Rouge, which you wouldn't think would help. I guess I like it because I love to sing. And even though I'll end up thinking about the inevitability of death and the loss of love, sobbing my eyes out, it's still comforting. Still refreshing. 

Maybe cause I already know what will happen? Maybe cause I know I'll still believe in love afterwards, like some kind of sensitive swiss poet goat-herder? Hahaha.